[Anyone] the bailout

[totem at laplaza.org]

> 
> 
> Dear American:
> 
> I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a
> transfer of funds of great magnitude.
> 
> I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had
> crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion
> dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most
> profitable to you. I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who
> will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator,
> you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement
> in the 1990s. This transaction is 100% safe.
> 
> This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds
> as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names
> of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family
> lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person
> who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.
> 
> Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account
> numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to
> wallstreetbailout at treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for
> this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with
> detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the
> funds.
> 
> Yours Faithfully,
> 
> Minister of Treasury Paulson