[Anyone] rumor confirmed:

anubis at laplaza.org anubis at laplaza.org
Sat Jan 19 22:00:18 MST 2008


Just another good reason to flip off our mayor.


Thos Myers <totem at laplaza.org> said:

> 
> why all the fuss? Well, it breaks down like this:
> The H2 is the ultimate poseur vehicle. It has the chassis of a Chevy
> Tahoe and a body that looks like the original Hummer; i.e. it's a
> Chevy Tahoe in disguise.
> The H2 is a gas guzzler. Because it has a gross vehicle weight rating
> over 8500 lbs, the US government does not require it to meet federal
> fuel efficiency regulations. Hummer isn't even required to publish
> its fuel economy (owners indicate that they get around 10 mpg for
> normal use). So while our brothers and sisters are off in the Middle
> East risking their lives to secure America's fossil fuel future, H2
> drivers are pissing away our "spoils of victory" during each trip to
> the grocery store.
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> The H2 is a polluter. Based on G.M.'s optimistic claim that it gets13
> mpg, an H2 will produce 3.4 metric tons of carbon emissions in a
> typical year, nearly double that of G.M.'s Chevrolet Malibu sedan.
> The H2 is a death machine. You'd better hope that you don't collide
> with an H2 in your economy car. You can kiss your ass goodbye thanks
> to the H2's massive weight and raised bumpers. Too bad you couldn't
> afford an urban assault vehicle of your own. Or could you...?
> The H2 is a tax loophole. Under the current tax laws, business owners
> can deduct nearly half the cost of their H2s. If you are in the
> highest tax bracket, that's a tax savings of nearly $10,000! The
> government rewards you more savings for buying an H2 than you'd get
> for buying an electric car.
> So, if you see it our way, tell a Hummer owner what you think and
> show 'em the bird. If you do, send us a picture--we'd love to post it
> on our site.
> 
> --Your friends at FUH2.com
> 
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