[Anyone] gators:

[Thos Myers]

Two gators were sitting at the side of the swamp
> > near Washington, DC.
> >
> > The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,
> > "I can't understand how
> > you kin be so much bigger n me.
> > We're the same age, we was the same size as kids.
> > I just don't get it."
> > Well," said the big gator, "What you been eatin
> > boy?"
> >
> > "Politicians, same as you," replied the small
> > gator.
> >
> > "Hmm. Well, where do yall catch em?"
> >
> > "Down to the side of the swamp near the parkin lot
> > by the Capitol."
> >
> > "Same here Hmm. How do you catch 'em?""Well, I
> > crawls up under one of them Lexus
> > and wait fer one to unlock the
> > car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg,
> > shake the shit out of 'em,
> > and eat 'em!"
> >
> > "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your
> > problem. You ain't gettin'
> > any real nourishment. See, by the time you get
> > done shakin' the shit out of
> > a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an
> > asshole and a briefcase."